Did you know that there are beaches in Kansas? They are hidden in these little stores that have a bunch of cameras in them. When my mom told me this, I immediately ripped the sleeves off my shirt in order to get a good tan.
I really love sticking my tongue out these days. Throw some eyeliner on me and I would dare you to tell the difference between me and Gene Simmons.
I was so scared that the incoming tide was going to wash me away, luckily, I have a couple of extra chins to use as an anchor.
Did anyone mention that I'm pretty darned cute?
Yep, it's a fact.
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Lookin' good Sammy... Look...in'...GOOD! Do those chins assist you in keeping afloat? Maybe I could grab onto one and we could float together under the setting sun. I had some infant boys in my pool school who were eyeing me in my string bikini the other day, but I told them I was all yours. Sammy & Mia 4-Eva!
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