Hey Everybody, Come see how good I look..

I'm working on fitting into my 3 piece suit, not quite there yet. Anyone know who this Don Johnson character is that my Dad keeps comparing me to?

Mom says only certain plaids are acceptable to wear. Dad is sure ticked he can't find any to suit her. What can I say, I make even bad plaid look good.

I love making new friends. Since I can't really talk and most people on the earth are much much older than me, I have to steal some of Mom's friends. Sarah's pretty cool for an old lady. Mom says she's only 26, but that's more than the years between that student and Mary Kay Letourneau; thus Sarah is an old lady to me.